shoe lace

When a girl is being eaten out by a guy, who is having sex with another girl, who, while in a back bend, is giving head to a guy who is making out with a girl doing doggie style with a guy who is making out with the first girl.

"Hey i want to be eaten out by... you!"
"Sure but i want to have sex wit her while eaten you out!"
"Ok but i'm going to be giving head to this guy while in this position!"
"Ok but i'm going to be making out wit that girl right there getting it up the ass"
"Ok!"
"Well since i'm last i'll just making out with this girl right here... hey look this looks like a shoe lace!"

by Only in your DREAMS December 8, 2007

Shoe Size

A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.

John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>

Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches

by fthmdg April 25, 2006

ultimate shoes

Shoes with great unimaginable power, discovered many moons ago in the Cheshire Oaks designer outlet.

George has ultimate shoes.

His shoes are the ultimate.

by Clanad September 25, 2007

socks and shoes

a hand in poker consisting of 2 pair 3's and 2's

person1 i got a pair of aces

person 2: i win, i got socks and shoes

by the green guy July 23, 2009

Shoe-Z

Shoe-Z Shoo zee - verb 1. To take alcohol (predominantly beer) or other liquid into the mouth and swallow it, on the condition it has been poured from a shoe; or: a) an external covering for the human foot, usually of leather and consisting of a more or less stiff or heavy sole and a lighter upper part ending a short distance above, at, or below the ankle. b) a shoe or slipper fastened to the foot chiefly by a strip of leather of other material passing between the first and second toes and often attaching to another strip of material, as a strap across the instep or around the ankle.

"Would you like to join me after work at the local nightspot for a shoe-z or two?"

by Hykoo October 25, 2006

Sock Shoe

To stretch ones sock downwards until the ankle of the sock is under the heel of the shoe.

girl 1: OMG guys the latest fashion trend is the sock shoe
girl 2: I think it looks totally stupid

by A_Guy November 20, 2013

Shoe Stacker

A derogatory term for a woman of mexican or other hispanic descent, brought from the fact that cleaning women of such descent seem to stack pairs of shoe upon one another when they're finished cleaning.

Why the hell would I even want my shoes ontop of eachother?

Cameron: So I hired Maria to clean my house today, and she did a pretty good job. I don't know why you gave her such a bad review, man.
Devin: NO! !Dude, go look at where you usually put your shoes
Cameron: -looks- WHAT THE HELL?
Devin: SHE'S A FILTHY SHOE STACKER.

by Toeface July 19, 2009