Shit

POOP!

Them: I have to take a shit.

You: Don't you mean you have to take a poop.

by thegoodzz July 5, 2010

shit

Used as an apprpriate gesture of surprise,or disgust. When combined with certain words, the meaning can swing:

Prefix 'the' = Great
Prefix 'oh' = Forgotten or found out something/denotes fear.
Suffix 'man' = Sympathy for oneself or other persons withint the vecinity or suprise, if voice raises octave
Suffic 'dude' = See above




"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Shit man!"

"The shit"
"Oh Shit"
"Oh Shit! That guy is gonna fucking kill me!"
"Shit man!"

by Marvin the Dork July 22, 2008

shit

used for everything

1.We shit in your mouth
2.You look like shit
3.You just ate shit
4.Shittt, that shit was hard
5.Man, i just took a hugh shit

by KARYSSAAAA! April 2, 2009

Shit

Literally: Fecal matter.
Metaphorically: Annoyance or lies

Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.

Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.

Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!

by DarthKieduss February 28, 2014

[shit]

get one's shit together To get organized.
shits poop out of ass.
shit on To treat with malice.
shits Diarrhea.

"Man get that shit out of my face!"

by egdbvsrdbfd January 24, 2009

shit

something the english people are full of.

englishman after 3 pints:I,m full.
Welshman:Yea full of FUCKING SHIT!

by sionimaesyrhandir July 3, 2008

Shit

The word shit is most commonly used to take the place of a thing, or a number of things.

Fuck this shit.

by superbad1 April 3, 2009