Sack Hand

The act of rubbing your own hand around your sweaty ball-sack, then shaking someone else's hand with the aforementioned hand smothered in bollock sweat.

Tom: Hey, how was talking to Harry?

Dick: OK, I gave him the old Sack Hand'.

Tom: Hahaha.

by The Sack Hander General June 29, 2011

tiger hand

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).

..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

Yoshi Hand

The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited

*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro

Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)

Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)

River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)

Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch

by StarsnBars4x4 December 27, 2008

Cinnamon Hands

The smell of your hands after you scratch your balls. Must scratch for a good 5 minutes.

You tried that didn't you?

Tanner: Hey Man, smell my hand.
Jacob: Uhh...okay...
Tanner: *Giggling* What do they smell like?
Jacob: Uhh.....Cinnamon! Mmmmmm.
Tanner: 0_o

Tanner had cinnamon hands!

by SADXRULZ May 19, 2010

Alien Hand

The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.

Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.

by mannimal May 18, 2009

Party Hands

When you play so much Mario Party with your bros that you get blisters on the palms of your hands.

Chris: Dude what's wrong with your hands?

Alex: Bro I've just been playing Mario Party 1 for the last week straight. Shit gives you party hands, bro

by THEdickhatch June 17, 2014

Ninja Hands

The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.

Erin was giving Matt Ninja Hands all night long.

by DJ DNA December 14, 2010