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Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both
Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”
by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021
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Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.
You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!
by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021
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Human Cuddlepede

When more than five people cuddle with the same blankets across all of them. This is usually during a cast party or hangout. Most times, there is no sexual relations during this cuddle and everybody is drunk or high. It is a sacred bond between friends.
Person 1: "Was the party crazy?"

Person 2: " Uhh, no. We just drank, smoked, and formed a human cuddlepede. It was a really chill night."
Person 1: "Gay."
Person 2: "This is why you weren't invited."
by truththebitch February 28, 2016
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Chicken-human

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!
"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human
by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017
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human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.
Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’
by Enigme December 1, 2021
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human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.
urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals
by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008
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