court house hot pocket

the same as an ohio style hot pocket, except its when a judge does it and throws it at the defendant

Person 1: omg did the judge just give the defendant an ohio style hot pocket?!
Person 2: no sir, this is the court of law, that is a court house hot pocket.

by RoseDaemon May 15, 2023

Hot Pocket

A slur for Jewish people

“Quick easy thing to cook in an oven”

“Are you kiddin’ me? That hot pocket couldn’t last a second in Auschwitz”

by RanchConsumer December 11, 2023

Philadelphia Hot Pocket

When you take a shit in a girl's pussy & then jam it in with your dick.

Ted: "Aye! Last night was wild af man!"

Garrett: "why? What you get into?"
Ted: "met some boopin' ass bitch, who took me back to her crib. You wouldn't believe it but I gave her a Philadelphia Hot Pocket!!".

by LizziAlchemy December 4, 2022

Orphan Hot pocket

An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.

I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket

by H6unt July 5, 2023

Alabama Hot pocket

Shit in a woman’s pussy then fuck her

I gave a Alabama hot pocket…

by S&Dsd July 17, 2023

Hot Pocket

Like the tea bag when a guy puts his stuff on the face of another person who is laying down, a hot pocket is the female version when a chic puts her vag on the face of someone who is laying down.

Guy: Why your dog always be sittin on my head when I lay down?

Me: hahaha she is giving you a hot pocket.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* July 26, 2023

Hot Pocket

HOLY SHIT WOW!

Hym "Wha... 'Eat hot pockets because it will make your mother proud of you.' What in the fuck!?"

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023