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High school play director 

Man or woman that, normally, sits there and does nothing to improve the quality of the play/musical
"Imagine of the high school play director actually helped us instead of yelling at us and talking about random things that don't pertain to this"

High School Cafeteria Food 

The shittiest of shit. It's either overcooked or undercooked, or just straight up not cooked at all. The despair that fills your face when you take the first bite is masked by the primitive feeling of hunger, forcing you to accept the fateful bite that you take. Tears will stream your face for eating this food, and yet you still eat it, as you have nothing else to survive on.
Dude, the high school cafeteria food in my town makes you shit bricks

High school dog chow 

When the emo high school girl can’t help to express her creativity with a big face plant in her carefully made school lunch followed by a gargled inhale that is followed by sloppy noises. The food makes it’s way into the mouth of the clueless human being that thinks they have the soul of a dog trapped inside them unaware that they are being recorded as they eat their food in this disgusting manner.
My ex came back for me, so I ate her ass like it was high school dog chow.

High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe 

When your friend gurgles a strong liquour in an attempt to impersonate a submarine but instead proceeds to puke into a bowl, the floor, and even the wall before reaching the bathroom.

All this while making a drinking game out of watching high school musical.
David: "Here look at this" *gargles whiskey*
Friend: "ew why would you do that?"
David: "Look I'm a submarine" *gargle gargle*
Friend: ...
David: *Projectile vomits all the way through the corridor to the bathroom*

"Last night David totally did a High School Musical Tactical Puke Deluxe"

high school hall squall 

Definition 2: The cry of a heartbroken girl or boy when their significant other breaks up with them.
She would love to talk to you, but she went out of the gym and is currently in the middle of a high school hall squall.

high school hall squall 

the sound made when one's wet shoes slide along the floor of a high school hall as in the case of being pulled by someone else or when running and coming to a screeching halt.
That was a long and loud high school hall squall.