horseshoe

Losing one's hair in such a manner where upon the remaining hair resembles a horeshoe.

I just went to my high school reunion and JT had a FULL HORSESHOE!

by abrupt February 11, 2007

Horseshoe

To violently get rid of an irritating person while not even having the interest to look back at the damage you’ve inflicted on them in the process

Bob: "My boss gave me the Horseshoe when he found out I was porking his mom"
Andy: "You dick! Maby you'll find another job"

by Bruce Barnard January 16, 2007

Herpes

A term used by Spanish speaking individuals.

Hey vato, your piece of pie fell on the floor so my sister is going to give you herpes!

by McChopper December 19, 2008

Horseshoe

The Horseshoe is when a man has a long enough penis that he fucks himself in the arse with his own penis. The penis forms a Horseshoe shape and thus how it got its name.

The word comes from Machinima Respawn's weekly show Season 1 Episode 65. Hutch claims that one of his old roomate use to have sex with himself by putting his penis between his legs and up his own arsehole.

Example:
Guy1: Man I heard that you horseshoed yourself one time
Guy2: Yeah, it felt terrible.

by Life_is_sleepin April 26, 2011

horses in the back

When someone, usually a dumb ass cowboy wannabe, sings about owning a horse in a horse carriage. The song is very annoying and fucking shit yet millennials think it's comparable to TOTO's Africa, Disgusting.

Do you have the horses in the back?

by Pussy-Groomer July 28, 2019

Glitter Herpes

The type of herpes you get from Edward Cullen.

You: I have glitter herpes. It's an epidemic.
Other Person: Really? How'd you manage that?
You: I fucked Edward Cullen. Don't do it. It's a trap.

by wordvomit November 8, 2010

herpes

French-english for a man wig (hairpiece)

My herpes is in my ass.

by newt January 3, 2004