break her in half

Typically used with the preceeding pronoun "her", a metaphor used when having sex/nailing/fucking a girl (commonly referred to as a slut, hoe or bitch) so vigorously that you could visualize splitting her in half up the centre (or up the back, respectively). Usually referring to a slim tall girl, or a cute, tiny petite one.

Often used in the degrading sense by a male among his peers to raise his esteem.

"I picked up the hottest slut at the bar last weekend: she was blonde, fit body, tight ass; the works. We're going out for drinks tonight :D.... I cant wait to take that bitch home and break her in half!"

by Darius69 July 11, 2006

ass in her cock

A phrase used when one's significant other is receiving anal pleasure, preferably in a public place, such as a driveway, from someone's cock that is not one's own. Normally, a large crowd of onlookers has gathered. These circumstances cause one to, when describing the circumstances to another, misspeak the phrase "cock in her ass," with "ass in her cock."

William H. Macy's character in "Boogie Nights," reacting to his wife's infidelity: "My fucking wife has an ass in her cock over in the driveway, alright? I'm sorry if my thoughts aren't with the photography of the film we're shooting tomorrow, Kurt, OK?"

by bonjourhi December 28, 2007

do her proper

to fully satisfy the grl and have good sex with her

alex: damn glenn look at christina
glenn: heh yeah ill do her proper

by alex December 2, 2003

Guess Her Muff

The act or thought process in which outside characteristics are taken into account to guess how a woman maintains her lady garden.

Hey buddy, guess her muff!

Blonde haired cheer leader, she's a shaven haven...... or is she?

by HammerTim7 July 5, 2011

took her to church

A phrase in which you take a bitch home from a bar. Upon this she is willing to have sex, but not crazy in which only missionary position is performed.

I took the blonde home from the bar then took her to church.

by mrwinter March 22, 2007

pimpin her out

A person normally a man who solicits other men who are willing to pay for sex acts with a female. The act of exploiting a female.

That pimp was pimpin her out hardcore and she was all worn out in no time. He did make bank by pimpin her out though.

by In the knoww February 12, 2008

dumped her purse

Act of inviting everyone into your problems.

When I asked Susie how her day was, instead of answering 'fine' she dumped her purse on me.

by MamaHunk October 23, 2008