The process of sitting on your non-dominant hand until it's numb and then using it to masturbate thus giving it an otherwordly, phantom-like quality.
Dude, Sheila's been pissed at me for weeks. I've had to resort to giving it the ol' Alien Hand in order to see any action.
by mannimal May 18, 2009
Get the Alien Handmug. The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.
by DJ DNA December 14, 2010
Get the Ninja Handsmug. an underdeveloped hand
by Maverick33 April 28, 2011
Get the Baby handmug. by talk2me-JCH2 May 6, 2021
Get the hand-to-mouthmug. A term used to describe an extortion racket which flourished among the Southern Italian immigrants of the United States in the early 1900's.
A reputable "villainous gang' who thrived on a system of blackmailing bankers, business owners and merchants. Letters that threatened harm, arson or murder if a sum was not paid to the mob. The letter exhibited three black crosses surmounted by a skull and crossbones, sometimes fancifully decorated with dripping blood or bullets, signed off as Mano Nera or 'Black Hand'. Successful immigrants were usually targeted, as 90% of New Yorkers were Italian immigrants.
A reputable "villainous gang' who thrived on a system of blackmailing bankers, business owners and merchants. Letters that threatened harm, arson or murder if a sum was not paid to the mob. The letter exhibited three black crosses surmounted by a skull and crossbones, sometimes fancifully decorated with dripping blood or bullets, signed off as Mano Nera or 'Black Hand'. Successful immigrants were usually targeted, as 90% of New Yorkers were Italian immigrants.
by Black bolder May 29, 2018
Get the Black Handmug. The Yoshi Hand Can be used to Describe any Horrible Poker Hand That is Commonly played By *Yoshi But is Primarily Named For any Hand consisting of 3,5 suited
*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro
*Yoshi is a Rising online poker pro
Hole Cards Dealt to Yoshi
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)
Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)
River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)
Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch
(3s,5s)* Ribbet Ribbet the Illusive Yoshi Hand
Hole Cards Dealt to Villain
(Ah,Ac)
Flop Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)
Turn Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)
River Dealt:
(As,2s,4s)(2h)(Qh)
Villain Has Just Been Yoshi'ed
Yoshi's Reply: Fuk Yo Couch
by StarsnBars4x4 December 27, 2008
Get the Yoshi Handmug. Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).
by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004
Get the tiger handmug.