Gooch grass

The hair on the space between or on your balls, and your butt hole, usually very irritating, and will often cause discomfort.

Dude, my gooch grass has been KILLING me all day today!" "Yeah dog, i ripped a bunch of grass out earlier today!

by DilDough Queefingstein October 30, 2010

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Touch grass

It means you’re developing “chronically online syndrome” and need to go outside and get off the Internet for a while and get back in touch with reality.

“Gamers are so oppressed because femmoids hate men.”

“Dude, go touch grass.”

by SparklyNinja February 10, 2023

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in the grass

Suspension from work without pay.

Chris and I got 2 weeks in the grass, due to a bull shit lie told by Lonnie.

by magnum noble February 11, 2015

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Snake in the Grass

A person (normally male but can be female) who waits for a relationship to be over/in trouble before pouncing on one of the pair.

James breaks up with Sophie. Jacob is a snake in the grass

James mate- "dude, i heard Jacob tried it on with Sophie. you broke up with her yesterday, man"

James- "yeah, i know man, he's a complete snake in the grass".

by pinityoufairy December 20, 2010

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Snake in the Grass

A Slitherin mother fucker that won't stop hiding among the blades and brush eating four leaf clovers. Usually a total nonfriend loser that is fake and snakey af. Forked tongue lookin no friends motherfucker.

Kristina eating four leaf clovers like a Snake in the Grass.
Ever since you became a Snake in the Grass you won't get of that brush.
No friend lookin forked tongue person is a total Snake in the Grass.

by Hunterclan June 22, 2016

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