Grandmas Hooch

Old ladies sweaty pubic hairs

Yo lemme drink dat Grandmas hooch.

by Android user .04 October 13, 2019

grandma mo

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors

omg its grandma mo

by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022

Grandma

The lady who gives you twenties in your card on your birthday

My Grandma only gave me a ten this year!

by Daddy_Devito36524/7 July 21, 2020

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.

I can't get away from grandma penny today!

by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.

Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.

by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022