Derogatory term relating to anyone of the faction of gay forrest goblins originating in the fagastonian mountains
by Dwight Orpengoogle September 24, 2003
The opposite of "The Spiderman"; the girl catching the cum of the guy, and throwing it into his face like Spiderman
by BBBHH July 11, 2008
To go wild and not care about what happens next similar to yolo but more fun,
To take drugs with alcohol
To take drugs with alcohol
by Goblin lover May 08, 2022
A mysterious bipedal creature known to inhabit BBQ restaurants in northern Florida. The creature is approximately 5'6" weighing around 115 pounds. It's table cleaning skills are surpassed by no known human being and it has an uncanny ability to clean debris beneath tables without the use of a broom. Another observed ability of the table goblin is its ability to squeeze into closets and unjam doors. The table goblin has been observed at several parties in the 850, often sippin' on red label Smirnoff or carrying around a bottle of José Cuervo. If you encounter this creature, take special care to keep your woman close by. The table goblin posses irresistible charm and just might take your girl back to his lair to lend her some goblin sauce.
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Known Haunts: Goodman's BBQ of Perry, FL
Holy shit! I've never had a table cleaned off so fast in my life!
or
Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
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Did you see that?! That table goblin just squeezed through a 4 inch gap to get into the closet!
or
That damn table goblin just rode off with my girl!
by Lil' Coconut August 14, 2008
In reference to a homosexual male sucking cock. The polite way of saying faggot when your lady is around.
Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.
See ass clown
Also useful when referring to a wimp or pussy.
See ass clown
I was in New York last week and saw two cock goblins holding hands.
Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
Pass the ball you fuckin' cock goblin, you can't hit shit!
by T November 30, 2004
One of the highest ranking in the peeping Tom category. A gloryhole goblin is a nasty little troll like creature who gets off on watching dudes shit and wash their foreskin.
"Bro I swear theres someone watching me I think it's a gloryhole goblin" "there ain't no such thing as a gloryhole goblin" 24 A Winter Street Sanford ME
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 11, 2022
Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019