Fuzzies

The feel of pubic hair against you

Shazza get rid of that stuff, i don’t want fuzzies when we fuck tonight.

Ashley Was glad she booked in for a cunt peeling, she knows her boyfriend hates the fuzzies.

by Jaymcfay July 5, 2018

Fuzzied

When you hit a stationary object in a parking lot or on the street.

Dude you totally FUZZIED that car next to you, You FUZZIED that parking block

by NellieNel July 10, 2025

Fuzzy Grin

An adjective used to describe the awkward, slightly embarrassed and seemingly innocent look a slampiece gives when a bro's pubic hair is torn out during oral intercourse and becomes lodged in their braces.

Also known as a tooth beard or steel wool.

Watch out for that braceface bro, she's just waiting to give you a fuzzy grin.

by Charleston Drew January 7, 2011

fuzzy

A state of disphoria in which all is to complicated to comprehend.

Man, that bowl has my head fuzzy...

by ACreeker February 8, 2010

hat trick fuzzy button

A phrase used by pedos online to trade stories

Just tell your friends it is operation hat trick fuzzy button.

by Professor Dick Down September 17, 2021

fuzzy gang

A group of the baddest mother fuckers on the planet. Some say they are a legend, some fear them, all envy them: the fuzzy gang.

"Holy shit, look over there, it's that big fuzzy gang!"

by Zachwashere March 24, 2022

friday fuzzies

The "Friday Fuzzies" represent the delightful, anticipatory feeling of joy and contentment that arises as the workweek ends, signaling the arrival of a weekend filled with relaxation and enjoyment. It stands in contrast to the "Sunday Scaries," offering a welcome respite from weekday worries.

Kristen was overcome by an irresistible sense of joy and anticipation known as the "Friday Fuzzies" while enjoying her lunch break at work, eagerly embracing the upcoming weekend. This delightful phenomenon stands in stark contrast to the dreaded "Sunday Scaries."

by netsirk June 18, 2023