Fonctionnaire

Has more breaks and vacancies than an unemployed person

You haven't worked for two years and you want to raise your salary !? You really are a Fonctionnaire

by KneeeT November 16, 2018

Fuctard

A person who is doesn’t know and doesn’t care for other people’s feelings and will do anything to benefit themselves.

A fuctard

by Blueberry123 November 21, 2018

funcle

fake uncle(usually close family friend)

My Funcle is taking me to dinner.

by MELISSSSSAAAAA March 14, 2019

Fuct

What dumbasses who don't understand English despite it being their first language say instead of "fucked"

Yes indeed we fuct
you dumbass Incel, learn to spell, it's fucked

by I'mNotUsingMyName April 14, 2019

Fuct

The point of being so tremendously fucked that you just sit there like "I'm fuct"

"Dude my mom found my condoms then told my grandma, my grandma told the preacher, and the bad thing about it, I was fucking the preachers daughter and she don't lie!!"

"Dude, YOUR FUCT!!"

by DnVn DwEr April 15, 2019

Funch

When you and your totally rad colleagues all decide to sack off a shit Friday lunch and instead make your day totally better by going for a Funch. (stands for fun lunch)

Hey guys let's sack off this work and go for Funch!

by leadgenerator June 14, 2019

Fuct

The equivalent of the profane past participle form of a well-known word of profanity and perhaps the paradigmatically word of profanity in our language.

Why did we have to pay $10 to get out of the parking lot? The sailboat rental place validated our tickets!

Yeah, the parking lot policy is fuct!

by Bu Beau June 30, 2019