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Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)
Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick
by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021
mugGet the Google-Fumug.

kung fu

1. the art of folding clothes whilst there is a person still inside
2. involuntary yoga
person1: im going to commit kung fu
person2: lol what
by Super pixel March 7, 2022
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tl;fu

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.
by tekie boi August 17, 2018
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fu man chop

A fu man chop is a combination of a fu man chu and chops.
Matt is rocking the fu man chops to show off his amazing butt chin.
by BaberahamLincoln May 23, 2018
mugGet the fu man chopmug.

Fu-Ka

Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka
Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.
by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020
mugGet the Fu-Kamug.

fu

by Bbbbbbbbbbbbobbbbbbbb May 4, 2022
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Fu Jiang Xuai

An ancient method of energy control practiced by selected members of the Chinese population, said to allow the user to gain full mastery of his inner chi. Advanced practioners are said to be able to exert control on nearby individuals. Historically Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners played an instrumental role in assisting in China’s population boom, through their ability to channel Chi to the users’ sexual reproductive organs. They are a highly clandestine group and their presence was only recently known through the discovery of Fu Jiang Xuai scrolls in abandoned meeting grounds.

Fu Jiang Xuai practitioners undergo stringent testing and examination before they are able to fully master its techniques. Based on ancient scrolls, Fu Jiang Xuai extends to 3 levels, with level 3 being granted to only experienced users able to exert full control to other individuals. These tests have been known to be extremely rigorous, with inexperienced members being unable to walk properly for months (or in some cases, years).
Damn, he's a monster in Bed, he must have practiced Fu Jiang Xuai
by FuJiangXuai August 28, 2023
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