Frandrango

Frandrango - noun
plural - flock of frandrango

A group of guests at Target stores that have bad attitudes and are rude to Target team members and other guests.

That wild flock of frandrango trampled the guys in electronics to get to the TVs on Black Friday.

by rickulix08 December 14, 2013

Frandit

<noun> One who steals friends from another friend. Frand stealer.

"Denise is such a frandit, I was hanging out with Marlena and after I introduced her to Denise she got a tattoo with her and didn't tell me!"

by JBDubzit June 22, 2014

Found Onion

a piece intended to be read without mirth but that could easily be published in The Onion; accidental satire

There are so many unintentional sexual puns in this article that it's hard to take it seriously. It's a Found Onion.

by schmub October 16, 2014

Frinder

Friend who drives you places. Friend who acts like a friend and a chauffeur at the same time.

Who is picking you up from the movies?
My frinder, Sandy.

Man! I need to find me a frinder.

by Frinder January 25, 2015

freundism

A genetic mutation that makes someone wake up between 3:30am and 4:00am and doesn't let them fall back asleep no matter how much sleep they got the night before and no matter what their plans are for the day

Person A: Why are you awake so early?

Person B: I have freundism, and I can't fall back asleep.

by pbrandt09 September 20, 2015

Founder

A member of the upcoming generation who self-defined themselves on MTV, thus showing them to be the most pretentious generation ever.

The high school kid proclaimed himself a Founder, but to us he was a flounder. So lame.

by drummin2life June 10, 2016

Flundergumped

Stupified, dumbfounded.

When you get smacked in the head with a 2x4 you done been flundergumped

by Flundergumped April 22, 2016