soft feelings

When it's easy for your boyfriend/girlfriend to catch feelings for anyone else and they get hurt easily but you know they're very sensitive so you are very protective whether it comes to another person flirting wth them or protecting them from being hurt.

"She needs to back off my man, she knows he has soft feelings!" -girl

by Cappylife123 July 30, 2017

feelings in the vinal gooch

when u have that tickly/achey feeling along the line where your gooch is

'dude i got a fucking bad ache in my vinal gooch

by chris neaves April 28, 2004

Catching feelings

Catching feelings is when the person you like wants to trick you and then block your ass

He blocked me I can’t believe Tyler blocked me he said he was catching feelings.

by Ella’s Dictionary December 27, 2019

freeing the priests

A euphemism for masturbation or ejaculation.

Ben: "Where were you last night? We had to go out on the town without you!"
Jon: "Sorry man. I just got my new internet connection, and I was at home freeing the priests, if you get what I mean."

by MasterOfEuphemism April 8, 2010

Feeling Fluicidal

The event in which one with a flu of any kind feels suicidal, due to the suffering they're going through. People want to end their suffering and escape being ill. Vomiting, fatigue, dehydration, tremors, severe muscle pains, and diarrhea are the main causes of making someone fluicidal.

Tim has been out of school with the flu. Last night, I noticed that he updated his facebook status stating that he was feeling suicidal. He sure was Feeling Fluicidal.

by Teeler2010 June 20, 2010

Feeling a wee bit peckish

A state of being of nearly insatiable hunger. Being a wee bit peckish might require more than six large fridges worth of food. After the blind rage the peckishness sends one into they'll likely fall into a food coma. Usually a human body is enough to quench the hunger of the victim.

Person A: Ayy bro, I'm feeling a wee bit peckish

Person B: *Begins running*

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022

Freezing the Monkey

A term similar to masturbation as it is "freezing" or erecting the penis or as the term suggests "monkey"

My friend was caught freezing the monkey by his parents.

by Gay porm May 14, 2023