San Francisco High Five

When you go into the bathroom and cum in your hand then proceed to slap them in the face spreading your semen on them.

Yesterday I gave my buddy a San Francisco high five, he never saw it coming!

by RabidInd April 2, 2021

Actions fractions transactions

It’s a response to a dumb question, or you say it in a awkward situation

“We need to break up” *awkward pause* “actions fractions transactions”

by Bumble 12 April 12, 2021

Ezekiel Francis

idek

Ezekiel Francis is just..... idek

by I live for. April 20, 2021

San Francisco Salad

The sexual act of tossing someone's salad after they have had diarrhea but before they have wiped their ass.

His favorite thing to eat was her San Francisco Salad

by Crank fucker June 18, 2021

San Francisco Sourdough

Where one man curls up like a ball of dough while another man tries to put a bun in the oven.

"Bob the baker regularly gave special customers his own San Francisco Sourdough."

by StrokeTheDolphin July 24, 2021

San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.

I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.

by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021

San Francisco Cum-Shot

This is where a male fills his urethra with Doctor Pepper and ejaculates on their companion's face.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a San Francisco cum-shot.

by EconomyCrusher February 12, 2022