popcorn foot

When a callous (or calluses) on your foot get so big and yellow it looks like a buttery piece of popcorn.

Here a cheese grater go fix your popcorn foot problem.

by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007

troll foot

When a man doesn't wash his feet for a week and shoves his foot into the bitches pussy. Maaaaan.

"Dude I totally troll footed Kevin's mom last night"

"Maaaaan why you gotta be troll footing my mom?"

by Trollmaster D November 13, 2007

Foot fetish

An attraction to a set of the most admirable womens feet.

Brian Sr: Did you see Samantha's feet the other day?
Bruce Jr: No, why would i look at her feet?
Brian Sr: Well after seeing them in flip flop's ive determined ive got a FOOT FETISH.
Bruce Jr: Eww dude thats sick
Brian Sr: No way dude id totally stick my dick between her luscious soles and cum all over her toes!
Bruce Jr: That's kind of weird but I guess to each is own.
Brian Sr: Shes like the Pamela Anderson of the foot world bro, toes of a goddess.

-Brian Sr.

by Brian fucking smith June 25, 2016

phone foot

Also known as 'laptop leg', this is when your foot and/or leg goes numb because of the way you are standing/sitting. Due to your avid interest in you device, however, you don't notice until it becomes painful.

Guy 1: Hey man, why are you rubbing your foot?
Guy 2: I was just standing by the kitchen counter looking at my phone, and suddenly my foot went numb.
Guy 1: Ah, another case of 'phone foot'.

by koolstas November 9, 2013

Foot Fairy

A name given to male soccer players by American football players indicating the fact that football is for men and soccer is for women and europeans

1: Hey looks at that soccer player over there

2: No he's a foot fairy

1: what's a foot fairy?

2: a guy who prefers soccer over the real football-american

by laxio24 June 20, 2008

Big foot

Noun- commonly known as Jeff Mittendorf. A Big foot usually has big feet, plays WoW (World of Warcraft) all day,smokes weed, and is a Nintendo fan. A Big foot can usually be found in the southern part of Alaska. A Big foot also usually has a sister that is a whore. A Big foot is usually looking depressed because he can't get a girlfriend. Sincerely: Ryan :

OMG! Big foot goes to my school? Why diddent anyone tell me?...wait...is he stoned right now?

by Jason...not Ryan June 30, 2009

club foot

when hoes wear ridiculous heels, drink too much, and have more than moderate difficulty walking, usually resulting in unsightly blisters and lacerations to the cankles and feet

Poor girl, she ain't been able to walk right since last weekend on account of club foot.

by bktastic November 8, 2009