Fluid in my face

All up in the the right half of my cranium I can hear a popping sound when I swallow or the pressure in my head changes.

Hym "That is why I'm not doing any of your self improvement bullshit- What did I mix up Matt brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt brown doesn't beat up old people... But that's besides the point. There is fluid in my face and/or brainz. I don't need fucking self-improvement. I don't need to think more-gooders about fucking women OR RETARDS. I need MY FUCKING MONEY for LITERALLY CREATING A.I., you fucks. I could have had a fucking stroke 10 times over by now. And I know that's what you stupid cocksuckers are thinking over there. 'He needs to think more-gooders about women DERRRR He needs to do a fucking self-help DERRR He needs a Jesus' NO! Wrong! I need the money and the free time that comes with being the literal creator of A.I. That's what I need. Nothing else matters"

by Hym Iam August 14, 2024

Fuddage

Driving a car to its extreme limits on the track. Using every ounce of performance, braking and track to create a marvellous spectacle.

He gave the car a good Fuddage and we thoroughly enjoyed watching it.

by Einstein RA February 12, 2024

Fliddle

The act of defecating onto someone and them playing in it like a fiddle.

Damn bro she played with my shit like a fliddle

by Cburba March 18, 2024

flunding

when you have just boarded a flight, sat in seat 14B and proceeded to take the headphone jack on your headphones and stick it in your tip hole and listen to music through the tip and enjoy the vibration.

I just saw Charlie flunding in seat 14b!

by gunters May 15, 2024

fladderkak

Nieuw woord voor diarree

“Hold on, ik moet naar de wc, ik heb fladderkak”

by vaderkxssed June 13, 2024

Floddened

To be Floddened. Adjective, to crush Scotland (comparative “well Floddened”, superlative “properly Floddened”). To thrash in battle like at Flodden Field in 1513 or in modern sport. Quotations “Wir haben Schottland wie Floddened mit 5-0”

We thrashed Scotland yesterday, they got well Floddened.”

by Moz1815 June 15, 2024

Floddened

To be Floddened. Adjective, to crush Scotland (comparative “well Floddened”, superlative “properly Floddened”). To thrash in battle like at Flodden Field in 1513 or in modern sport. Quotations “Wir haben Schottland wie Floddened mit 5-0”

See that Scotland game yesterday? They got well Floddened.

Scotland were Floddened 5-1.

by Moz1815 June 15, 2024