Fairfield

best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines

Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster

I better get me on down to Fairfield so I don't miss all the excitment.

by Chad Valiant February 1, 2004

FLIRJ

First Lady I'd Rim J..

Hilary Clinton is a FLIRJ as heard on Saturday Night Live, not a flurge.

by Kiki McIntire October 29, 2008

FLIRJ

“First Lady I’d Rim J__”

Hillary Clinton is not a FLIRJ.

by Kbr0 October 28, 2008

flirg

Acronym meaning "First Lady Is Really Gay" or "First Lady Is Really a Guy".

"Stop calling me a flirg, I googled it. It's not nice."
-Hillary Clinton

by Howard Jackson November 1, 2008

flirg

Misspelling of flerg

From SNL skit: "Don't refer to me as a FLIRG. I googled what it stands for and I do not like it."

by xpattix November 1, 2008

Flircle

To flick in a circle. A 'Flircle' is when a person manages to complete an entire loop of all available television channels by flicking rapidly through the circuit in succession. This is most often done when the person is not that concerned about finding something interesting to watch, but rather is bored or attempting to ignore another person.

Example:

Simon: "Jesus, there's nothing on tv!"

Nikki: "How would you know? You're changing stations after 4 seconds"

Simon: "Yeah, I guess I am. I've done two whole flircles already. I was just getting bored listening to you telling me about your day, I guess I just started pressing buttons"

...

(A door slams)

Simon: "Nikki? Bitch?"

by TooMuchTV November 16, 2009

flirmy

A stupid lazy whore mother fucking bitch piece of shit.

Don't insult Saddam by calling him a flirmy, thats going WAY too far.

by PumpMasterCunty April 8, 2003