A chair or couch so big and fluffy that people feel compelled to bury entire populations of farts in it, on the premise that the farts will stay put if left undisturbed. This assumption is generally true until the farter gets up or until someone else sits down.
Dude #1, sitting down:
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
Oh! G-d! I'm trying to relax, but right now it smells like I'm giving a homeless guy a rim job!
Dude #2:
That's our couch, man. And don't move too fast getting up, it's a fart graveyard.
by MakeItStopItHurts August 31, 2010
Get the fart graveyardmug. Series of rapid farts within a short amount of time, thus fore releasing a violent butt scratch. The sound affect is that of a chainsaw, and if hard enough can feel as if a chainsaw is on ur butthole.
“Man, my ass is really itchy, I could really use a nice chainsaw fart right now.”
“They are so satisfying man”
“They are so satisfying man”
by Playboi.Curti January 23, 2021
Get the Chainsaw Fartmug. Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows
Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
by kjj5hf October 27, 2009
Get the Farting Rainbowsmug. Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
by epic343 December 4, 2013
Get the silent fartmug. Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
by Logan Cyrus December 21, 2008
Get the turkey fartmug. by niggamoped July 5, 2019
Get the Fart Niggamug. "That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."
by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003
Get the liquid fartmug.