emoticobligation

The urge, when writing an ironic or sarcastic email, to include an smiley-face “emoticon”—even if you absolutely hate those little things.

I felt I had an emoticobligation after writing that sarcastic email to my stupid coworker.

by jenasaurusrex December 14, 2008

Emoticonally

When words cannot describe what you are feeling; and only emoticons can convey your thought processes.

I was emoticonally scarred after watching that breastfeeding video in Biology.

by Darquel March 22, 2009

Emotional Ass-Rag

Fool who allows others to crap in his/her ear about all their problems and is discarded once when the person in question no longer needs them for support. Also anyone who allows themselves to be used, or is frequently used/abused by others who are venting their negative emotions in some way. See DOORMAT.

That emotional ass-rag always lets the hurt and lonely women cry on his shoulder thinking he's going to score with them only to be left alone while she runs off with some other bad-boy like the one who dumped her in the first place.

by Primary EAR November 30, 2010

Emotional wreck

Every teenager during everything they will every do

"OH MY GOD JENNIFER MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO TAKE THE TRASH OUT. LIKE SHE KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHY WOULD SHE SAY THAT??!"
Janet: "stop being an emotional wreck"

by DaddyMaddie13 November 1, 2018

Egotistic

A person who thinks they are better then every one else, Like they are on top of the world.

Omg, look at Mike S. He is soo egotistic

by ieatwafflesforbreakfast May 4, 2010

emotion sickness

The uncomfortable, ill feeling one gets when one has performed a dispicable, regrettable act. A sort of remourse or regret.

"I got pretty drunk last night and slept with my Laura's sister. She called me just now...major emotion sickness.

by Schtee March 6, 2008

schrödinger's emoticon

An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(

The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

by Gx3 September 23, 2014