Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 7, 2021

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah

an amazing guy who is relatively quiet and who gets to know you and is amazing for years and then changes all of a sudden and stops caring about you ignoring you and blowing you off for no reason

ugh do you see that guy
hes such an Elijah

by 21wolliweelyak September 25, 2023

Elijah Brielle

Elijah Brielle Is such a beautiful girl if you ever saw one you would immediately fall for her she can be harsh at times but she's one of the sweetest angels you'll ever meet and those dark brown eyes really mesmerizes everyone even the coldest people will fall for her she's so beautiful that no-one can find a single flaw in her...

Person 1: hey you see that girl you do know her name is Elijah Brielle right?
Person 2: Ohhh so that's why she's so beautiful.. I think I fell for her

by Mr. delulu September 19, 2023

Elijah

Elijah is the name for a man either a tiny dick

Damn, his dick so micro . An elijah for sure

by Skansnaaaaazzxhwiqk May 30, 2025

Elijah

The worst name created. I't is a warcrime to be named Elijah.

Person 1: I know a guy named Elijah!
Person 2: Poor you.

by D1ngus The Duck Lover April 29, 2022

elijah

he's a sweet boy that you could entrust anything about yourself to. he's the most supportive, caring, loving, understanding, amazing person you could ever meet. don't let first impressions fool you, because he'd possibly quickly become the most treasured person in your life. he replies slow sometimes, but mainly has really quick replies, and how much you love him will make up for it anyways. he's never ashamed or embarrassed to be close with you, and he won't let others affect you. he's always considerate and defensive, and 'bros over hoes' is practically non-existent in his eyes. he's also really intelligent and a great critical thinker and teammate. he's hardworking, respectful, and always strives to become a better version of himself everyday. his support is truly incomparable. he's a green flag in every possible way, and you're going to be so glad you met him. a stranger, to your favorite person on earth<3

'damn he's so misunderstood but he's so sweet, he must be an Elijah 🤓'

by andreaaa_ June 23, 2023