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Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine
Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac
by milk god June 7, 2021
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Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.
by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021
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Elijah

Elijah is a person that will never give up on anything or anyone unless you cross him and if you do he will beat your ass if he can. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you are one of the girls he likes you are the luckiest girl alive. Elijah will do what ever it takes to be with you. He can also get mean sometimes and be annoying but he dose it because he truly loves you or has a crush on you. When ever you don't feel safe he will do what ever it takes to make sure you are. And if you are one of the girls that's in his arms you will never want to get out. Elijah will always be there for you but when he is by himself he is really depressed. After all you will never want to let go of Elijah.
Boy 1:Look it's Elijah
by Korra'sWife March 4, 2021
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Elijah Eccleston

Elijah Eccleston, with his infectious enthusiasm and a twinkle in his eye, would describe his culinary adventures with an animated fervor that could make even the most mundane meal sound like a feast fit for royalty. Picture him, his expressive hands punctuating each sentence as he regales you with tales of his gastronomic escapades.

"Eating? Oh, it's not just a mundane act for me, it's an adventure, a journey into the heart of flavors! You see, I don't just eat, I savor every morsel, every texture, every nuance of taste. Whether it's a simple sandwich or a gourmet feast, each bite is an opportunity to explore the vast landscape of culinary delights."

He'd lean in, his eyes gleaming with excitement, as he describes his approach to devouring everything in sight.

"I believe in embracing diversity on my plate! From the spicy street food of bustling markets to the delicate intricacies of haute cuisine, I'm an equal opportunity eater. There's no such thing as a 'weird' food to me, only undiscovered delicacies waiting to be savored."

With a hearty laugh, he'd admit his penchant for indulgence knows no bounds.

"Some might call me a glutton, but I prefer the term 'enthusiastic epicurean.' Life's too short to stick to the same old boring dishes! I'm always on the lookout for the next culinary adventure, the next unforgettable taste sensation."
I wish I wasn't as fat as Elijah Eccleston
by exoticglizzy May 1, 2024
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Elijah

These people usually have blonde hair and Hazel-brown eyes. Their hair is really fluffy and they like to let people touch it. Some times they tend to act like a child and scream, but never the less they are really nice. If they were to date anyone their name would most likely be Ophelia and their probably an Asexual. They also are probably platonicly adopted by someone names Skyler who probably has like 5 other kids and if dating a dumbass.
Elijah: *Screams*
Person: * Screams*
by Child_Collector April 21, 2022
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Elijah

Cringy valorant player who is a Christian pope with pedophillic tendencies

He also does line ups
Look at that Elijah do valorant line ups with zero bitches
by Patodude April 4, 2022
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Elijah

He is gay. Eli, if you are seeing this, you are gay
"elijah is gay"
by angieexistsnow January 21, 2025
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