The arrival of Jesus Duck is basically how you know a pond or lake is frozen over, when it is not necessarily obvious due to weather conditions, trees in the way, etc...
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
Its basically a duck walking on the lake when normally you'd see the duck (or swan or goose) half-in paddling away.
Jesus Duck does not bring gifts nor does he rise from the dead. His only message is that the body of water is now potentially traversable with skates.
I wasn't sure if the pond was frozen over or just very still, but Jesus Duck arrived and my insatiable curiosity was slated.
by Headcircus January 19, 2011
Get the Jesus Duckmug. Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?
by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003
Get the Donald Duckmug. by E Style February 14, 2006
Get the Duck Talesmug. 
placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.
salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!
by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009
Get the salty duckmug. by Bacon is not jmaycan July 28, 2017
Get the Sick a duckmug. Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.
Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig
Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig
Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger
by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008
Get the duck dodgermug.