I dont know, can you?

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!

by INFP 4w5 sp/so 469 phlegmatic May 4, 2023

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I dont even fucking know

When you don't even fucking know something

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know

by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025

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Dont fuck aroundskie

Do not mess with me or else.

Dont fuck aroundskie.

by Reek M. January 14, 2024

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Dont Bite The Pickle

Dont Bite The Penis, while giving head or oral sex

Kris: Did you hear about Regina, man?
Mark: Yeah! She totally bit the pickle!
Kris: HEY REGINA!
Regina: Yeah, Kris?
Kris: DONT BITE THE PICKLE!

by PickleLover1998 March 19, 2013

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dumpster diving is only reccomended when one can not see the bottom, the depth of seen trash would lead one to believe the skull will not immediately hit metal, and when the forecast is not rainy, wet, or hailing;. and when accompanied by an adult over the age of 16. And not black.

Was contemplating hitting up the alley behind Target but then I recalled the DumpDive Dont's

by anonymous December 9, 2022

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