Slang Dong

(v) Having sexual intercourse

George: what are you up to this weekend?
Jerry: hopefully I’m gonna get to slang dong with that new bitch I told you about.

by Dong Slanger August 08, 2021

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pumpkin dong

a stupid person.

Shut up you pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 18, 2021

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Dong Dipper

A male who sleeps around a lot and often a cheater

"Alex has screwed half the office. He's been a real dong dipper lately"

by gf of creator April 23, 2015

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dong take

An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).

Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”

Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”

by D00M2099 October 18, 2018

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Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 25, 2021

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