Hampshire Doner One Biscuit

The act of jizzing on a doner and splitting it with a mate while farting on the doner to cool it down. After that, you and your fellow mate proceed to shove it up any hole you can find down there. The next day, you will find you cant take a shit, so you go back to your mate and help each other get the stuck soggy doner out.

I think im gonna pull a Hampshire Doner One Biscuit on Emir

by kizlett January 23, 2026

fupa dander

The flakes, crust, icky secretions that exist within the folds of a FUPA. These particles may sprinkle throughout the persons home, car and other belongings just like other forms of dander. Foul odor may be associated.

The amount of fupa dander left on the bathroom floor was concerning.

by ChelleLeann March 9, 2025

Trauma Donger

It's when the Donger in a porn traumatizes you so you remember it for life.

I was watching this porn and I was super into it, and then the sexy girl daisy taylor pulled out her trauma donger.

by Psyclipityclops July 11, 2025

heaven donger

when you’re hitting a girl from behind, and you open the cheeks to see her insanely bleached asshole thus leading to blindness

tom: dude i need to go see an eye doctor tonight because this girl gave me a hell of a heaven donger last night

by buttercumbuttstuff August 9, 2025

doot-didly-donger-cuckarino

A word for a hateful video game character-Heimerdinger. Its used for insulting someone when you do something better that them

Dude 1 - I got 3 from maths test.
Dude 2 - I got 5... you doot-didly-donger-cuckarino HA HA

Dude 1 - I hate you...

by jaadgsdgsgsfg February 3, 2017

dink his donger

When you take your pinky finger and stroke his penis until he finishes.

I went over and he wanted me to dink his donger

by hahehehehehe February 12, 2018

Pandemic Puzzle Dander

The annoying paper, cardboard or wood bits that accumulate on your game table or the floor when piecing together 1,000 piece jigsaw puzzles during pandemic "shelter in place" periods.

After you take a puzzle apart and return it to the box, please clean up the pandemic puzzle dander.

by JAKram May 11, 2020