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dicked in the ear

to consume large amounts of alcohol and lose control of all bodily functions especially the bladder. This usually results in wild urination. another side effect is also uncontrolable vomiting from the mouth along with verbal diarrhoea and the vision that you can dance like john travolta.
Jeff: i got completely dicked in the ear last night, i woke up swimming in urine and vomit. I think i did a routine from grease.
Bill: thats the way! fancy a pint?
by joosen April 22, 2007
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ass dicked

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.
by Robin P. February 9, 2008
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Dicked off

When a person gets too excited, and everything just goes to hell.
Anton was excited for Chrono Trigger DS, but then realized he didn't have a DS, and thus dicked off.
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dickectomy

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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.
DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!
by The Advanced July 11, 2011
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Ghost Dicked

When you have intercourse with a female and she claims no such event occurred.
I had sex with this totally hot chick but she's denying it to her friends. I GOT GHOST DICKED!
by Unfortunate Ghostdicky April 24, 2012
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