What the deuce?

Something that Stewie from family guy says.

"Brian?! What the deuce?!"~Stewie

by CielPhantomhiveIGuess March 2, 2016

ace deuce

Slang word for Ann Arbor, Michigan that became popular mostly through the website "MySpace."

Ed: Where are you from?
Jamal: Bitch, you know I'm from the Ace Deuce

by Supermatt April 11, 2006

blasting a deuce

taking a dump, using the facilites to the fullest extent

hey chris you in there?
yeah
what's taking so long?
im blasting a deuce

by cdude December 1, 2005

Deuce Quad

Another name for a 24 ounce beer. See Fence Post or 2x4

It has been a long day at work, I need to knock back a deuce quad.

by Club 333 February 24, 2005

Ace Deuce

A turd that comes out clean (nothing on your wipe), with a slightly rubbery texture, avoiding skidmarks and allowing it to fall so deep into the porthole so you don't even have to look at it.

Did you use the bathroom in Grandma's room? She's gonna be ticked... "No worries, it was an ace deuce she'll never even know I was there."

by Mooglytonkers November 20, 2019

Fair deuce

A saying commonly used by strange cunts with 2 first names

Example: Mark-John

GOOD BLOKE: Hey MJ! Go and get fucked ya half chewed crumpet

MJ: Fair Deuce bruz

by Cazlab7 November 17, 2017

Heather Deuce

The evil Heather. Counter part of Heather Ace.

Heather Deuce can HCPD pretty well... she's so awesome...

by Heather Deuce February 12, 2005