A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.
Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves
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verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
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noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
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verb: Ninja Dave; 3rd person present: Ninja Daves; past tense: Ninja Daved; past participle: Ninja Daved; gerund or present participle: Ninja Daving
1. to entangle yourself in self-aggrandizing lies, ostensibly for profit or self-benefit, but inevitably doing more damage than good.
2. any self-defeating behavior .
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noun: Ninja Dave; plural noun: Ninja Daves
1. an unsuccessful attempt at deceiving or tricking someone.
2. a person unsuccessful at deceiving or trickery who attempts it often.
"Scott is pulling a Ninja Dave, everyone knows he's never been to Hollywood!"
"I have been Ninja Daving for six months now. She finally figured out I am neither rich nor famous and kicked me to the curb
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Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.
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