dave matthews band

A band that each of it's new releases is welcomed (along with the latest abercrombie & fitch catalog) by middle-class white kids.

Dude #1 - "hey bro, did you get the new dave matthews band cd yet?"

Dude #2 - "yeah, man; it's great. let's go to the mall".

by flamman March 10, 2007

dave is ugly

He is the ugliest guy you will ever meet. His nose is bigger than his cock. He makes most people at the sight of him throw up.

Girl1-eww that's that ugly kid over there.
Girl2-yah he's such a Dave is ugly.

by Fredrick miller October 23, 2015

davejohn

A very popular ship from the webcomic, Homestuck. Many homestuckians ship this, and there are many fanfics involving it.
The ship is also known as pepsicola, hammertime, prankster gangsters, america, windy time, herolance bromance, movie knight, brofriends, and of course johndave.

Rena: Dude, davejohn is so cute, but like, davekat was so last week.
Calvin: I can't agree more.

by TheAwesomeFan October 2, 2016

dave acosta

Is the act of going on a camping trip with the guys and after they all fall asleep in their sleeping bags and have no way of escaping you randomly t bag all of them in their sleep while holding a rifle.

Dude we had such a great time the other night and then someone started to "Dave Acosta" everyone in the cabin randomly .

by Cpt Dave 210 January 1, 2017

Frazzle Dated

1) When you are on a date with a bimbo and your brain is fried from her stupidity.

2) When you are on a date with a jock and your brain turns to mush while he is describing his workout routine.

Dude, I went out with Cheryl last night and got frazzle dated.

Like, omg, Chet totally frazzle dated me.

by PRatefsnd March 27, 2010

Dippy Dave

A nutjob basically someone who it’s mental

I was out this weekend and saw dippy dave shagging in a bus shelter

by Callumj16 December 2, 2018

Clay and Dave

When someone tells a story that is utterly pointless. This is especially true when you think that there will be some major point or conclusion but are left just hanging.

Person 1: Hey so last night I went to a minor league hockey game...

Person 2: Oh yea and what happened?

Person 1: Oh thats it.

Person 2: Dude thats so clay and dave!

by Czechos November 11, 2009