Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

Danger Noodle

A cute noodle that gets the boops
Also known as a snake.

p1: Oh no its a DANGER NOODLE

p2: You mean a snake?

by Redditor1019 March 11, 2021

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS

DO NOT GO GENTLE TAKE A SHIT!!!!

DANGEROUS PERVERSIONS await the game of randomness.

FEAR GAME OF RANDOMNESS.
DANGEROUS PERERERVERDIOIIER - SHIT.632.AVAILABLE EATING POO POO.632

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 17, 2021

Drive-Thru Danger

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.

Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything

by Absurdity May 4, 2021

danger click

whenever you click on a link that is probably NSFW.

In a post on reddit about male and female chickens, somebody post a link with a supposedly "relevant image". I clicked it. Thankfully the danger click just lead to a funny picture.

by puputilover December 8, 2012

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

Danger Island

Exposed hairy male private part near naked vagina!

Thrifty spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in a room with a woman: I Love Danger Island! I think this time I'll bring california and Haiti together!

Really horny women from in the room near sed spokesperson from outta nowhere says while in the same room: If It Hurts too much then you can't have anymore land!

by aBarkingDawg January 26, 2012