crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

Crotch nits

The crabs of the pants

Hey mate, I'm really itchy down there. Must have got the crotch nits"

by MableDoris August 5, 2017

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 19, 2010

Crotch Tetris

When you re-arrange your twig and berries because they are in an undesired/annoying position.

I was sitting in computer class when I felt "un-orderly" so I played a little crotch tetris.

by Lu-10-It October 29, 2010

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 9, 2018