1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
Get the Crap on a crackermug. by sixty six and no more March 3, 2021
Get the Cracker Playermug. by gfeuighfjkesh October 14, 2011
Get the cracker jackedmug. Once apon a time there was a cracker jill name was Jill. She only like people of her own race one day she seen a woman of a different color that piss her off. So she decided to give her a whooping but she got whooped instead.
by Hippie Slayer1 October 14, 2022
Get the Cracker Jillmug. Communion bread. Only funnier and truer. Best used in the context of satirizing Christianity and in humoring the physical appearance of the bread.
Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
by the Dan Dan that Can Can April 13, 2020
Get the Jesus Crackersmug. 
Cracker - slang word referring to a white person
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.
When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.
Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.
When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.
Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.
Yo, it's Friday night and lots of girls out. Let's go cracker mackin'.
Time for some cracker macking!
I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?
I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!
Time for some cracker macking!
I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?
I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!
by Tristan321 February 5, 2015
Get the Cracker Mackingmug.