1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.
ex 1
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!
ex 2
James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.
Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.
by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009
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Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.
When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.
Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.
When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.
Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.
Yo, it's Friday night and lots of girls out. Let's go cracker mackin'.
Time for some cracker macking!
I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?
I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!
Time for some cracker macking!
I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?
I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!
by Tristan321 February 5, 2015
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its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on
its all good man, i got those snacky crackers to munch on
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Friend: "I went to church today"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
Friend 2: "Ouu what'd you do?"
Friend: "We heard a homily and prayed and received communion!"
Friend 2: "yOu mEan yOu aTe jEsuS cRackErs"
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