CowTales Corndog

When you stick a CowTales all the way up your butthole and wiggle it around to make it warm and have the shit stick. Once you pull it out you will have a delicious snack.

Person 1: CowTales are so boring and bland. I wish they would spice it up a little bit.

Person 2: You should try a CowTales Corndog.

by SaltyOG December 24, 2019

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toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

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The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

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Russty Corndog

When you get diarrhea at the carnival and have to plug your butt with a corndog.

I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.

When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.

by Lily Boone September 27, 2020

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Chinese cornhole

When you put a eggroll in your ass and eat it out.

"Dude i was up all night in a chinese cornhole circle"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

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Chinese cornhole

When one shoves an eggroll up their prison pocket and then eats it out, some people like to do it in groups, some do it alone, there are parades in china dedicated to the chinese cornhole

"Dude that chinese cornhole hit different"

by Qung bou April 14, 2021

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fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

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