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the corn is fresh

code often used through text message so as to practice safe sexting. translates to: you've got my panties in a bunch; lets bang.
Luke: How you doin' miss fine ass in dem skinny jeans?
Brooke: the corn is fresh
Luke: I'll be there in 5
by pumkinSpice April 8, 2011
mugGet the the corn is freshmug.

Corn on the MACABRE

Corn on the MACABRE- (adjective)
Describes instances of humor that lean strongly to the darker realm of humor...
(synonymous with "black comody")
... but with a bit more "guilt" and/or "cringe" attached.
Boy I could not believe how "corn on the macabre" that comedy show was last.! RIsky subject matter is one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
by anonymous April 13, 2022
mugGet the Corn on the MACABREmug.

Bull Corning

Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.

Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.
Scenario 1:

Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.

Scenario 2:

Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???
by cougar694u April 5, 2010
mugGet the Bull Corningmug.

Corn Mousse

A smooth, light mass of fecal matter and corn whipped together by vigorous anal sex. Accumulates under the male glans and around the penile base.
She was terribly dirty but created a fabulous corn mousse.

I wiped the corn mousse off on the doilie on his night stand.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020
mugGet the Corn Moussemug.

Restuffed corn

Restuffed corn is the nutrious corn you get stuck in your teeth while eating a booty from behind, commonly happens when a female/male is about to start and oragasm at the same time!
Bro I totally ate her restuffed corn last night it was epic..
by Swigglebuns May 7, 2023
mugGet the Restuffed cornmug.

corn bitch

A very insulting and degrading phrase used to describe peasants.
Peasant: hello Lord spoon man
Spoon man: don't fucking talk to me you stupid corn bitch
by breadturtle September 2, 2019
mugGet the corn bitchmug.

Hold Corn

I hope you hold corn like I do
by Ol Steve October 6, 2023
mugGet the Hold Cornmug.

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