coming to port 

the act of molesting a homeless person while they are incapable of protecting them selves. this was the common practice of sailors after ww2.

did you hear that josh is in prison?

for what?

he was coming to port.....

coming to port by port o men October 24, 2010

connigget

All powerful monkey.

All hail connigget!

connigget by Connigetsmother May 17, 2011

contingent factor

A fact that a bunch of other stuff hinges upon. If true, it makes lots of causally related stuff likely true and if not true, then related stuff is likely false. For example, the fact that the climate is getting warmer is a contingent factor for global warming, or the fact that the world is actually getting better, and is better than it ever has been (see Stephen Pinker, "The Better Angels of our Nature"), even though it feels day to day like a stinking pile of diseased flabby fat rolls, is a continent factor that global trade is not evil.

Being caught red handed creeping with the girl next door is a contingent factor that you cheated; it was you.

contingent factor by dahlek May 23, 2017

Coding the Robot 

Mastubating

I was in the bathroom coding the robot.

Coding the Robot by Taxidrivermichael December 17, 2017

coming out of the basement 

When a marijuana user reveals their habits to friends and family. Derived from the practice of smoking in the basement (can be seen on That 70's Show for example)

Guy: "I thought Kent was a super clean cut guy, who only drank?"
Girl: "Nah, dude. I heard that Kent's coming out of the basement. He bong rips on the daily!"
Guy: "Ohhh. So that's how he's always flying high."

coming out of the basement by Ten Points to Ravenclaw November 29, 2018

Coming Up Millhouse 

Having a bad, or humiliating experience turn in your favor.

I was thrown out of the party but found a stashed bottle of booze. Coming up Millhouse!

Coming Up Millhouse by Rebel Falcon June 12, 2019

Coaning 

The act of simultaneously reaching climax and moaning quietly during intercourse

Kevin: "Hey babe, I had a great time tonight good thing we didn't get caught by your mom."

Tim: "Yeah I can't believe how many times we were coaning in bed together, if we got any louder my mom would find out

I'm gay."

Coaning by Scrum Lord Tim December 20, 2019