by lowkey_lilyyyy May 1, 2020

When a girl dry humps (rides) a guy or does something sexual to make him precum. The precum becomes cold and is felt through the penis. Hence, cold shorts (boxer shorts).
by hoebag January 27, 2005

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.
by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

by lalatrack June 28, 2009

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.
by plovestrees October 30, 2009

an extreme act, both in perversion and its soiling nature on one's carpet. One partner urinates into the mouth of the other, who's mouth is freshly stocked with ice. The result is a tangy sensation of flavor.
by Captain Sexy July 8, 2004

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.
Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.
Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.
by crw86 February 18, 2010
