coconut meat

The arcing ropes of jizz dished out by a Polynesian man after a nice frothy blow job.

Paul really did a bang up job eating that coconut meat last night.

by The Flesh Rocket July 20, 2017

Slippery coconut

When the male or female ejaculates onto the females left or right tit, then adds a cup of snot on top of it, making it as slippery as possible. The male or female then starts to rub his penis around the nipple of the slippery tit.

Man, did you see Wyatt give Hayley a slippery coconut?!

by Poonswaggle12345 June 25, 2010

Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.

Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."

by Col. Gentleman November 28, 2010

13 colonies

British word for current United States of America.

American: SPEAK IN ENGLISH! THIS IS AMERICA!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!

by Just a nibba tryna help May 7, 2018

Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.

Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010

Colonial Fever

The reverse of "jungle fever." A person of color lusting after a white person.

Jose has Colonial Fever; he's trying to jump Becky's bones.

by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011

Cajón

Box

"Hi, did you see my new cajón?"

"Do you mean your box?"

Murder ensues.

by thingamajig October 17, 2013