Coconut

A Schwarzé trying to be white.

My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)

by Gupta Singh July 15, 2003

coconut monkey

A derogatory term for any Samoan, Pacific Islander, or any native of Oceania. They are dark skinned(monkey)/they live on islands(coconut)

"I swear you hawaiians are shiftless, why dont you get a job you goddamn coconut monkeys!"

by Cornelius Windsor January 6, 2005

coconut

a term used to describe someone of hawaiian descent who braids coconut fibers into rope for the huts.

ooooooooo coconut coconut!!!!!!

by lebjew November 29, 2006

cocknocker

When a well intoxicated male beat's on someone's front door with their penis

That cocknocker took me by suprise

by d.y. August 5, 2006

Coconut oil

Use when your Kermit jumps on the table after your done with your Bob Ross oil paint tutorial

Jenna:“oh no Kermit stepped in the oil paint“
Google:“wash with warm water“
Jenna:“let’s use coconut oil.“

by Rad gorl September 14, 2018

cocknessmonster

the name given to the largest of the male sex organ.

Susie: I was with jayquan last night and his penis was huge
Mary: I'm sure it was, but I don't think anything compares to Matt's cocknessmonster

by Glocknessmonsta October 3, 2011

cockney

Cockney is an area in London where criminals live. The police don't arrest them because (and they're very strict about this) they only slaughter their own. And they have funerals with horses and floral tributes that say things like "Mum" and "Stab."

Cockney: I'm a cockney, I'm from London, which is spelt S-H-I-T-H-O-L-E and where you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated.

by Sonya Partridge November 25, 2009