Conker Hunting

A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!

Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'

by CharlieHobbit December 20, 2008

Aunt Crocker

When doing a girl doggie style slam a rolling pin onto her lower back and proceed to roll it up her back and slam it into the back of her head.

I gave that nasty bitch a Aunt Crocker last night

by J.P.S Irish August 23, 2006

skinny ass bitch named coker

A broke ass bitch who experiences the worst hangovers that any man has ever had to endure. Upon waking up, he takes an immediate dip, most of which goes everywhere, except his mouth. He has a tendency to chill in his "hangover cave" all day receiving blumpkins from passer's by and reading books on kama sutra.

Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.

by Jesse Logan July 28, 2008

cocked

to have phone sex. It rhymes with talked. But it's no ordinary form of talking, it's phone sex. Hence, cocked.

"omg laur! i totally cocked with brandon last night! class with him tomorrow should be awkward"

by lauren1215 February 24, 2008

Cacker

(Adj.) Someone who exaggerates the truth. A person whom most often then not, always has a story to tell in relation to the conversation, most often the story is made up or a gross exaggeration of the truth.

"Bob, did you see that J.F.K. Documentary?" "My brother's roomates uncles, fathers, sister, friends, aunt is best friends with J.F.K." "Damn, Bob you are such a cacker!"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

cucker

A saucey women who loves to cuck out her husband or men of her race. This bitch goes out the way to find the wimpiest of men of her race and then gets them to watch her fuck the opposite cock. She gets a kick out of making a cuck out of her targets. Once she's had her fun she then dumps the cuck'd out wimp and finds a new wimp target.

Tom: Yo John, check out that hot as bitch over there.
John: Brooooo, be careful that women's a known cucker.

by bumblefumble June 17, 2021

rice cooker

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

by benjaminquacvo April 3, 2008