Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.

Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.

by Clard April 17, 2014

outta the closet

(adj) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.

He decided to come outta da closet.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.

Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.

by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016

shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.

Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?

by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011

closeted marxist

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.

- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.

by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry

Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.

by Yeobright April 10, 2011

Closet Faggot

Anyone that belongs to a group that can't be spoken of in a public setting, these groups usually only fuck people over.

YES I AM TALKING TO YOUS GUYS!!!

They would have promoted me but I told them I am not and will not be a closet faggot.

by Ragnar Funnies September 5, 2018