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Water Closet

When a dude is having sex and achieves orgasm while at the same time having a third person grab his scrotum and pull down enthusiastically.
Tim was gettin with this girl and right when he hit the jackpot, Patrick busted in and dropped a water closet on him. Tim was all pissed off because a dude was handling his junk but you know he was also kind of happy Patrick helped out too. Tims definitely gay now cuz he keeps askin Patrick to yank on him like a weed eater.
by Clard April 17, 2014
mugGet the Water Closetmug.

outta the closet

He decided to come outta da closet.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
mugGet the outta the closetmug.

Closet Racist

Someone who harbors a lot of racism inwardly yet doesn't express it outwardly in an attempt to come across as a nice person. Majority of them will say they support Donald Trump because "he tells it like it is", meanwhile they truly relate to his policies of xenophobia.
Mr. VonClownstick: Your brother seems like such a nice guy, I'm surprised he supports Donald Trump.
Mr. Drumpf: He's really a closet racist, I heard him murmuring about how the "Wetbacks" were coming for his job.
by Rwhite84 June 18, 2016
mugGet the Closet Racistmug.

shit closet

the small room found off the master bathroom that measures approximately 4 x 4 that houses only a toilet. A small place one goes to shit.
Bob has been in the shit closet for over an hour now, what the hell is he doing in there?
by Miss Canuck January 5, 2011
mugGet the shit closetmug.

cloak closet

I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.
by oeMiD January 5, 2014
mugGet the cloak closetmug.

Supremacy Closet

where the U.S. government hides all its dirty laundry
Q: Anyone seen Brad lately?

A: Nah, they've got him in the Supremacy Closet.
by Yeobright April 10, 2011
mugGet the Supremacy Closetmug.

Closet Fairy

A closet fairy is a person who goes around telling random people they are gay. For any comeback, they use the word "gay."
Shut up, you are so gay!
Nah man, you're just a jealous Closet Fairy.
Dude, you are so gay. Who do you think you are?
by Mweiner May 18, 2011
mugGet the Closet Fairymug.

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