Chorta

Typically of the Asian variety of women, similar to a torta. They tend to be large of stature and resembling a dumpling. A big one. A sassy and a dark Asian princess. She loves to disguise her intentions as a “foodie”. Can be trusted, but it’s risky like a game of craps.

My friend: Bro I met this girl yesterday. She was into K-pop and liked the same tv shows, but she was a Chorta and not really my type.

Me: Damn bro, that’s tough. I’m hungry, let’s go grab some food.

My friend: Thank GOD! She emptied my fridge, so I’m starving!

by Griff n Slang July 6, 2024

Chortis

Often used as a substitute word for a vape or things of that nature.

Fiks chortis a.

by Billz01 November 23, 2024

Chortlemaxxing

Chortlemaxxing is when you chortle to the max level of chorteling.

"I am literally chortlemaxxing right now."

by MaxLovesChortlemaxxing March 19, 2026

chortle

A chuckle, in a particularly gleeful and breathy manner.

The term is believed to be a portmanteau of "chuckle" and "snort," coined in the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll, featured in his famous novel "Through the Looking-Glass," much like the term "galumphing."

The man chortled at the hilarious pun.

by ProcessedCelluloseFibers April 24, 2025

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Poops and Chortles

The classier version of Shits and Giggles

Charles: Edward, you should stab Reginald.
Edward: But for why, Charles?
Charles: Do it for the poops and chortles.
Edward: lol k
*draws rapier and stabs Reginald*
Reginald: What thy fuck, Edward??

by Mako547 September 25, 2019

chartlits

The hair on the area between the anal and scrotum

ouch i pulled a chartlit

by roofus April 30, 2003