Cooper Benson

A 12 year old boy that cheats on his gf's bc he can't handle they are better then him NEVER TRUST A COOPER BENSON

oh no a Cooper Benson is coming

by saphfina December 12, 2021

Cooper

cooper is a cute person. never want to date him, but is now your little brother. very anxious. always wearing checkers. scared of mystic, pooper scooper.

Cooper is a real pooper scooper.

Love him.
Oh yeah, he's a Cooper.

by aliceisannoying April 13, 2022

Cooper woodster

A little gay man with a small penis and loves to be pegged.

Oh my god! is that Cooper woodster?

by Weirdo9111111 November 6, 2022

Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

turd chomper

one who consumes feces

So I walked into the stall and i found this turd chomper chowin down

by bonjangelz April 30, 2011

Topper Chopper

This is very similar to a topper, one that will try to top anything you say or do with something they have done better. However, a Topper Chopper is someone that will chop a person down if they can't top them. Once they feel they are being out-topped, they will turn to trying to degrade you, rip you and insult you in any way possible, showing they are better than you.

Want to have some fun? Get a Topper and a Topper Chopper together. Or, if you dare...try to get two Topper Choppers together, but beware; they may come to blows.

Out for beers after a round of golf.

Normal Dude: "Hey everyone, I just shot an 81, my personal best on this course. Beers are on me."

Topper Chopper: I shot a 79 here two weeks ago.

Normal Dude: Awesome, but did you have a hole in one on the eleventh hole?

Topper Chopper: uhh...ummm. No, but my girl-friend is hotter than yours, and you will always be ugly.

by DaTruth33 February 27, 2014

balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016