chode

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

chode by Anonymous February 25, 2003

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

chode by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

chode by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

chode by Segibson June 30, 2005

Chode

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

Chode by Rabdawg September 2, 2005

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

chode by sharon betts July 24, 2008