Glasgow Celtic

Glasgow Celtic are a very shite football team who came second in the Scottish Premier League this season behind the greatest team in the world, Glasgow Rangers. They're fans are dirty Irish tatty picking timmy little bastards. They're stadium stinks of pig shit hence the name 'The Piggery'. They boo one minute silences for fallen British troops at football matches and don't show any respect for those who died for their own country. They think they are game by saying Fuck the Queen (which by the way is their own queen) makes so much sense doesn't it? They refuse to call themselves British when they actually are...check your passport ya fannies!

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Fuck yer Glasgow Celtic

Glasgow Celtic are shite

by WeAreTheFuckingPeople June 2, 2010

celtic

Celtic FC the best team in Scotland.

1st-Celtic
2nd-Rangers

hahaha go on the Celtic.

by mark ireland April 21, 2004

micro-cheating

When someone cheats on a partner, but just a little bit. Like copping a feel or kissing.

"It was just a kiss"
"That's micro-cheating!"

by Zoe Winters April 9, 2008

Celts

Nickname for the Boston Celtics

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

cheated

That moment when you love someone so much and they act like they love you but then whenever they stop talking to you , you feel like your alone and then they hangout with other girls and ignore you ... also calling to her girls cute and make you feel like crap. Then when they say sorry expect you to forgive them .

I feel cheated after Joey broke up with me then begged for forgiveness .

by lol:3 February 23, 2020

Celtic

Sel-tic

The Glasgow home team , Share an anthem with Liverpool fc "You'll Never Walk Alone"
Were founded by an Irish Marist in 1888 , they are currently 1st in the Scottish Premier League ,
Chairman Brian Quinn
Manager Gordon Strachan .
they're nicknames are Bhoys , Hoops , Celts , Tic
Celtic are Glasgows Catholic Football team where as they're 'rival' Rangers are they're Protestant team .
THE BEST TEAM IN SCOTLAND!!!!

Celtic hold the record for the highest score in a domestic cup final: Celtic 7 - 1 Rangers

by Suck me hard ; ) You know where ; ) August 20, 2007