eat cheese and crawl up my ass

A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.

Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...

by DrSamba December 15, 2008

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cheese

When a video game character is really cheap, does copious amounts of damage, is usually decent on the tier lists and n00b-friendly (meaning you can just push the same button over and over again and win). E.g. Meta Knight in Super Smash Bros. Brawl and Noel Vermillion in BlazBlue: Calamity Trigger.

Wow, way to pick Ryu. He's so cheese.

by 1337ChunChun December 9, 2010

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Cheese

A drug mixture of cough syrup and heroin

I can’t get Jackie off the cheese man! Why couldn’t she just be addicted to a fun drug like coke.

by Bigdickballer420 March 26, 2020

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Back'n'cheese

A fetish in which a couple are having sex doggie style, while the man eats macaroni and cheese off of his woman's back.

Friend 1: Dude, I totally had some back'n'cheese with that girl from last night.

Friend 2: Holy shit, that's insane! How'd it taste?

by MUFFINPIEZ January 27, 2013

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sliced cheese

Infinitely better than sliced bread.

"People use the expression, “That’s the greatest invention since sliced bread!” all the time-but what about sliced cheese? Cheese is much harder to slice evenly than bread. To my way of thinking, the invention of sliced cheese is much more impressive than the invention of sliced bread. Plus, sliced cheese is wrapped in a convenient plastic covering while sliced bread is lazily jammed next to other pieces of bread. But I’m probably in the minority here…"

by hai guyz November 3, 2005

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